Extremely overpaid and overrated morning jock and station bully. Discovered that if he said "dick" on the air he could command an income of over 2 million dollars a year. Although Scott drives a HumVee and lives in a mansion that would make Madonna jealous, he still keeps his records in peach crates and wears Keds hi-tops. If you cross him, he'll tell everyone you're a homo. And people will believe it, so there.