Are your station's ratings in the toilet? Homey's Ratings Enhancement Program can help. No more statistical wobble. No more screwed up methodology. No more guessing what the book will be like. With Homey's Ratings Enhancement Program we can guarantee you'll be number one! Men, Women, Teens, 12+, you want to be number one in specific demographics, we can deliver. Forget high priced talent! Forget Howard Stern. Forget blowing your promotions budget on another stupid contest. Forget how to say last and learn how to say number one!
How do we do it? You don't want to know. Let's just say we place ads in certain newspapers in the target market. Certain people respond to those ads. We pay them money. They send us little tiny books. We fill these little books out v e r y carefully. We send them to a place in Maryland. Your station gets lucky and Homey gets $25,000! Spring and Fall Books cost more to enhance than Summer or Winter Books. When you consider the importance of being number one in these key rating periods you'll realize that it's worth the extra money we charge.
Be Number One... in just one rating period. Homey's Ratings Enhancement Program works! We have several programs so we can serve multiple stations in the same market.
Kick some ratings butt! Get with Homey's Ratings Enhancement Program today. You need to lock in the demos and station position you're shooting for in the next rating period now. As always, look for our ad in the Yellow Pages. Take the chance out of the ratings and keep your station out of the toilet. |
