You're a Listener and you don't get it... You first need to view last week's cartoon before you'll really understand this one. Every jock has had a caller on the request line describe themselves as Beautiful, God's Gift, Sexy, Etc. 99% of the time, we don't buy it. It's that damn 1% chance that the caller is telling the truth that keeps getting us screwed and because of that... when the real thing calls... we don't believe them. Life ain't fair. KRUD Listener Tip: If you are really what you say you are.... prove it. Send a photo first, and not just a head shot. We've seen some beautiful faces on some hideous bodies. Just got this e-mail from a visitor to the KRUD Radio page, thought we'd share it with you. Subject: krudtoon Date: Sun, 26 Jan 1997 14:26:54 -0500 From: 99 FM KHJ <wkhj@miworld.net> Organization: Radio FX To: onairinc@ix.netcom.com When I first got into radio back in 1978, the air staff used to give me this warning about the phones, and I decided to apply this to any potential blind date. I was also working parttime at a restaurant and the assistant manager tried to set me up with her daughter. All of the alarms went off...what girl needs her mother to get her dates? I begged off and thought that was that. The next year, she was selected Miss West Virginia. I watched the event and swore she was going to be named Miss America just to spite me. Oh well, I can always say I turned down Miss West Virginia...and believe me, I have said that on more than one occasion. I visit krud every week and enjoy it thoroughly. Congrats on a hot site. Paul Mullan Mgr WMSG/WWHC Oakland, MD